Author: Major Critic

What advertising really is

All over the internet and reality, advertising has dominated the whole world. This is a dangerous move towards the war of the nukes if you ask me. Actually, the war of the nukes is already on between the advertisers. It is a matter of time before reading billboards will be considered a capital crime. Advertising is the art performed by professional criminals, where they attempt to spread rumors about products and services nobody needs, in the hope of ruining our experience online and in reality, as well as taking over our freedom, privacy, gadgets, bank accounts, cars and eventually...

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Guilty pleasures you’re not alone in

A certain musician puts the idea of guilty pleasures like: My songs know what you did in the dark… ~Dead by April If that were actually true, I wouldn’t doubt it one bit. It is like a basic need for the human to do something in the dark that would definitely change his life if the people found out. Note “change his life.” Not that it’s not exactly changing his life, but that it is changing his life for the worse. And people would certainly make sure that the person is thoroughly embarrassed, but this is actually the ridiculous part of...

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The Theory of Time in Full

Time goes by many names and definitions. Many have their own indiscriminate theory of time and would not give cent for anything but what they think. Some call it “the master of everything,” others think it is the measure of our very existence, while most think that this is the best commodity to waste. Others yet think they can save the major part of lost humanity, while actually, for most human beings, the useful part of the day is about 12 minutes, which a scientist would represent as 0.8% of the whole day. This research was never conducted, but...

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14 Best Pickup Lines of All Time

A definition always does good. Let’s break down the title: “best pickup lines of all time.” First of all, the word “best” has been misused, and this is qualified by the additive to the title ” – and that’s sarcastic.” Instead, the title should be “worst pickup lines of all time” but then, all pickup lines are terrible and I don’t see where the difference comes between the best and the worst – they’re all pickup lines after all, a fact that is an indication of unbecoming madness. Using pickup lines should actually be named  among the ways to...

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How to be Bad: the Anatomy of Being Horrifying

I’m confused. I have no idea where to begin this because there is just too much justification to do with so much evidence, that being good not only sucks, but is something you have been constantly warned against. For example, Martin Luther King died of trying to be good, so did Dedan Kimathi as well as some character from a certain religion known as Jesus. The list is endless and I can count on them all, including a hip-hop star 3-Pac who died due to lack of skill on how to be bad. By your arrival on this post,...

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