Author: Major Critic

99 Ways To Die Very Easily

Hello! So you’ve heard of Einstein, Jesus and Dedan Kimathi? Maybe you’ve heard of them or some some of them, or even none of them – which is perfectly okay since you want to die, or maybe you want to assist your friend to die. Whichever the case, promises be made, after reading this thousands of words long meaty content, death won’t disappoint you. Herein are some ways to die, and are very simple and what is more juicy about this is that you don’t need to remember the previous steps as they may compromise your death. Always focus...

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Animals versus Humans: No Difference

Let’s make it clear: I am not an animals orphanage manager, neither have I been the dreamer of the ultimate paradise for animals. Humans are animals as well although many are blind to this fact and would bet their genitals against the truth in this. Humans declare themselves as the top the world and their world the center of the universe. If there was to be a war of animals versus humans, humans would sure win, right? So, shouldn’t there be a real difference between animals and human beings then? Should they all be termed as “animals”? Actually, let me...

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Formal Education Destroys Your Head

Survival. That’s what rings in every parent’s head when a child comes forth. They would like to mould them into parents and raise their own children, and thus take them to school to let them have a taste of formal education. They know that formal education destroys your head and still don’t mind taking you there, or maybe they don’t. Chances are, they don’t know formal education is bad and don’t give a crap about finding out. They would rather let their children do what they think However, ink was not the tragedy. The tragedy was the invention of...

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How Men Address Female Problems

Viewing her and thinking it’s your mum so you stop She sometimes has to “freeze to shine.” Because men like it when she shines. She is pregnant. Always pregnant. Not of a baby, but of things to say that she doesn’t get space for. She takes her risks to keep everyone happy. She might need to theme up a little, just to address the man’s pressures. Then when the music finally takes her away from the world, the man complains. Sometimes life gets hard. Actually, all the time. It’s just the degree of harness that varies. And with this change in life, females are inflicted by problems, most of which begin with men: menstruation, menopause and just the human men. This brings forth the necessity of enlightenment on how men address female problems and where they go terribly wrong. The woman is seen as an object Many people, most of whom have never taken their time to view a few posts here at Six Critics, especially this one, do think that this is the 21st century and therefore women have their say. I cannot disagree that this is the 21st century but I must agree with one thing, that females are not longer viewed as objects. A few noticeable things here: Why does she get looked at by eyes seeking pleasure? Everyday, she would catch people staring at her...

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Selfies are Not Worth the Trouble. Here’s why

Jesus! I can’t take a good selfie! How long have I been this ugly? ~Cute person taking selfies. Machines have  evolved over time. One or two looks at a flat screen television and you’re sure that wasn’t anyone’s idea of the future televisions in the 70s. While the human has been improving his machines, so has he been degrading his brain and himself generally. Man is the master is laziness and luxury. Aside from these, some grade of human beings have managed to get rid of their brains and now rely on the social media to help them make...

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